I'm not ashamed to say I've done some pretty dumb shit because the internet said it was true.. No shame in my game. So here is a list of the
1. Put deoderant on my vag after shaving.. its supposed to prevent razor bumps. Idk if it worked maybe my razor just was awesome DUH but whatever #sofreshandsoclean
2. Tried to whiten my teeth with a banana peel... ummm yeah don't do that.
3. Putting tin foil in a boil and pouring used grease into it. That shit doesnt harden so you can throw away you just have a bowl of grease rather than a pan of grease.
4. Homemade baby wipes... okay this worked when I was broke as hell but they're really thin and soapy so either I F'd up the recipe or they're the equivalent of dollar tree wipes and if you dont know about dollar tree wipes you dont know the struggle! Ps. Cutting a paper towel roll in half isnt all that easy!
5.Nori seaweed wraps... Do I really have to elaborate? Okay. I thought it would kind of be like sushi. It wasn't. First of all canned fish EW! Second of all it was all mushy and fishy and I threw up. The end!
8. Using toothpaste on picture hooks to mark the wall. Im clumsy and toothpaste is sticky...#hotmess
9. Homemade potpourri Uhm yeah my house smelled like ass and then I had a pot full of cranberries, cinnamon, and oranges that I didnt know what to do with.
and 10. The reason you clicked on this blog post. Last night I googled DIY pimple remedy. Some brilliant
|and apparently didnt get all the eyeliner off my eyes so I look like a back alley crack whore....|