That time I put pepto on my face....

So the internet is so full of awesome ideas right? I mean hello Pinterest for giving me so many cool DIY tricks from painting my nails with different designs to the awesome baseball party I threw my son this weekend. Seriously when Pinterest came along I lost all sense of creativity. Why reinvent the wheel. Someone else has already did it and dude Im lazy #aintnobodygottimeforthat so I often look at pinterest for cool shiz!

I'm not ashamed to say I've done some pretty dumb shit because the internet said it was true.. No shame in my game.  So here is a list of the stupid awesome things I have done because Pinterest said it would work.

1. Put deoderant on my vag after shaving.. its supposed to prevent razor bumps. Idk if it worked maybe my razor just was awesome DUH but whatever #sofreshandsoclean

2. Tried to whiten my teeth with a banana peel... ummm yeah don't do that.

3. Putting tin foil in a boil and pouring used grease into it. That shit doesnt harden so you can throw away you just have a bowl of grease rather than a pan of grease.

4. Homemade baby wipes... okay this worked when I was broke as hell but they're really thin and soapy so either I F'd up the recipe or they're the equivalent of dollar tree wipes and if you dont know about dollar tree wipes you dont know the struggle! Ps. Cutting a paper towel roll in half isnt all that easy!

5.Nori seaweed wraps... Do I really have to elaborate? Okay. I thought it would kind of be like sushi. It wasn't. First of all canned fish EW! Second of all it was all mushy and fishy and I threw up. The end!

6. Eat your heart out diet. Okay gals trying a new diet you see on pinterest is great who doesnt want to get healthy? Well the one I followed failed to mention that you were supposed to eat soup every day and at the end of the first day I was starving to death seriously and then I gave up. Do your research.

7. Detox water. Now this may just be me because who gets sick like throwing up multiple times from drinking water with strawberries and lemons in it? I did. Maybe that was just me but whatever this chick wont be trying again!

8. Using toothpaste on picture hooks to mark the wall. Im clumsy and toothpaste is sticky...#hotmess

9.  Homemade potpourri Uhm yeah my house smelled like ass and then I had a pot full of cranberries, cinnamon, and oranges that I didnt know what to do with.


and 10. The reason you clicked on this blog post. Last night I googled DIY pimple remedy. Some brilliant asshole person said you can put pepto on your face and it will get rid of pimples. Hell yeah I got 3 bottles of that shit in the cabinet. So I rubbed pepto all over my face while my boyfriend looked on disgusted.  It dried quickly like a mask and my face smelled like a peppermint. That damn zit is still there and its actually bigger. Don't trust everything you read on the internet chances are you're going to look like a crack whore that just went on an LSD binge and thinks pepto is magical unicorn shit that will clean your face. #fail 

and apparently didnt get all the eyeliner off my eyes so I look like  a back alley crack whore....