That one time I was feeling spontaneous.....

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Vodka and Soda




As most of you know my boyfriend and I have 3 kiddos.. so when the "mood" strikes sometimes its a freaking mission to get the deed done. Shh do you hear the kids, be quiet, crap the door knob is wiggling, be still they'll go away....


Well Memorial Day weekend the kids played hard all day long and by 8pm they were all passed out YES!!!! Well of course our kids weren't the only ones there but we thought all the kids had called it a night. I give my man the look and Im all like ....

We decide to go swimming I mean its midnight, its just the two of us and the setting was well perfect! One thing leads to another and .....

I kept hearing something in the bushes but I thought it was a dog or something and at that moment I really could care less because well you know...

Anyway we finished having swim lessons..yeah Im going to say swim lessons and went inside and went to sleep. I was feeling pretty proud that we had that time to ourselves with no jiggling door knobs or hearing kids say MOOOOOM during the act. It was pretty fantastic.

The next day we are sitting on the couch watching TV just doing our normal routine, the thoughts of last nigths swimming lessons were over and done with and normal activities had resumed and then....


out of no where this kid says Hey guess what?! I said what....

"I totally saw your boob last night me and 'other kid' were in the tree"

I just stood there I imagine looking like this....





And that my friends is why you shouldn't feel spontaneous when you have tiny spawns of satan children around.

But then again

 YOLO BITCHES!






29 comments

  1. KristenMay 28, 2014 at 6:54 AM

    lol omg! this is crazy. definitely not looking forward to this part of children, lol

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  2. Jasmine May 28, 2014 at 6:55 AM

    OH MY GOODNESS I almost just peed my pants!!!!! That is freaking hilarious!!!! With two kids at home, and a new puppy that sleeps in our bed (Uggghhh) it's hard to find time (and space) to do the boom boom too!!! We get creative by hiding in the bathroom with the shower on--or while the kids are playing outside!! lol

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  3. AnonymousMay 28, 2014 at 7:18 AM

    That is pretty funny though! Not sure what I would have done lol.

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  4. JessMay 28, 2014 at 7:29 AM

    Lmao!! At least you weren't interrupted!

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  5. Shenine joonMay 28, 2014 at 7:31 AM

    oh my god, mortifying. HAHA still such a great story. Is it worse to be caught by your kid or one of your parents? eek, I dunno... ;)

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  6. Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalkyMay 28, 2014 at 7:44 AM

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #YOLO for sure!!! hey man, when you gotta get some, you gotta get some.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  7. P!nkyMay 28, 2014 at 7:50 AM

    OH em geeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! hahahah

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  8. AnonymousMay 28, 2014 at 8:16 AM

    Hahaha I can't say I relate to the whole having kids thing but I've worked a few summer camps so I know how they just pop-up every freakin where! I'd say you handled it well "yolo" haha

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  9. Lynsey @ Eternally WanderlynMay 28, 2014 at 8:17 AM

    Hahaha! I'm dying over here. At least you had a little fun before all future 'swim lessons' were taken off the table.

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  10. Kelci LatelyMay 28, 2014 at 8:37 AM

    Haha this is too funny!

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  11. Lisa May 28, 2014 at 8:54 AM

    OMG!! LOL!! NO WAY!!! That's crazy-zee!! GREAT story though lol! ;D

    Lisa,xo

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  12. Niki - Heavy CupcakeMay 28, 2014 at 9:09 AM

    Bahahaha! I totally know the feeling! "Don't answer and they'll totally go away!" Here's to hoping that you get some "real" alone time... Without the kiddos seeing your boob!

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  13. NadineMay 28, 2014 at 9:26 AM

    Annnnnd people are all why dont you want kids? Because....this. lol

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  14. TracyMay 28, 2014 at 9:44 AM

    OMG that's hilarious! Love your attitude about it ;)

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  15. ChristiMay 28, 2014 at 10:30 AM

    I totally just spit my water out. I would have died.

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  16. Tracie EverydayMay 28, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    hahaha YOLO bitches! Shit happens when the mood strikes :)

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  17. Amy @The Crazy Wise WomanMay 28, 2014 at 11:43 AM

    Omg... I would die lol. Better to find out after the fact than during though:)

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  18. Monica @ The Hot Mess ExpressMay 28, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    OMG!!! Hilarious!!! This post was outta control. Way too funny.

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  19. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeeMay 28, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    BAHAHAHAHAH! SHOW US YER BOOOOBS!

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  20. Ashley @ A Faithful Passion May 28, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Glad you had a great Memorial Day weekend! I didn't do anything but lounge around, lol. Very funny story, lol!!

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  21. BeccaMay 28, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    HAHAHAHA! Oh well? I bet the swim lessons were worth it!

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  22. BeckyMay 28, 2014 at 9:38 PM

    I laughed so hard; how old was the kid in question? Also: at least it was just a boob. :)

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  23. Jenn, hellorigby.comMay 29, 2014 at 12:20 AM

    omg. good for you girl, you gotta do what you gotta do. :)

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  24. AprilMay 29, 2014 at 5:51 AM

    haha!!! #sadbuttrue I ought to share my 'swimming lessons' story! That was hilarious and the best attitude about it.

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  25. AnonymousMay 29, 2014 at 5:53 AM

    wahaha! this made me chuckle! YOLO!

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  26. Em @ gymandtonic-em.comMay 29, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    OMG. I can only imagine how hard it would be to have alone time with three kids!! Good for you for trying to be creative even though you were still caught in the act hahaha. Oh man too funny.

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  27. AiringMyLaundryMay 29, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    Haha oops! Awkward!

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  28. Jana @ Jana SaysMay 29, 2014 at 12:12 PM

    I would die. Seriously. So kudos to you for handling this WAY better than I ever could.

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  29. ChristmasOwl07June 15, 2014 at 6:42 PM

    wow. I would've died right then and there. I dont have kids but I can imagine if I had boys well i have a step son and gawd forbid him see me naked or even my tit. and my next response would've been you would'n't have seen crap if you would've been in bed where you were suppose to be instead of being nosey. just the thought of your kids watchin you do it. gross eww LOL

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