This is my first time linking up with Vodka and Soda, but I always love reading others so Im popping my humpday confessions cherry. You're welcome!
I must confess....
That I got super excited when my boyfriend finally cut his hair... hello sexy! #beardsturnmeon
That I totally got pissed when I couldn't go to sleep after Bailey's bday party Saturday. Can you believe my man made us go out to the club #thestruggle. Baileys party was from 2-4 then I dropped him off with his dad at 4:30 then we went to an adults birthday party and ended up at the bar until 2am. Yall I had no idea we were ending the night like this and was wearing leggings and a tank top. I sat there pouting.. like a 2 year old brat. Lets not even mention my hair and eyes look like I've been hookin on the corner for 3 days straight. Yes Ioften refer to myself as a hooker and no I dont care.
Im extremely anxious about my ex taking my kid to the waterpark Friday... like totally freaking out.
That I sucked at my challenge this weekend because I spent all of Sunday dead in a recliner binge watching nip/tuck! Also that I said I was going to make up for it this week with 2 a days and am failing at that too.
That I did a super speedy birthday party because I really wanted my sister to leave. She embarrassed me from the moment she got there from putting on a bikini when girl REALLY shouldnt wear a bikini to pulling a vodka bottle out of her purse. Um homegirl you are at a 7 year olds birthday party. Slow your roll #hotmessexpress.
Okay I better stop here since that last GIF is starting to apply to me ;)
What are you confessing this week?!
"check yourself before i wreck yo' face" <----BAHAHAHAHAH brilliant. i'm going to steal that one.
ReplyDeletei forgot about nip/tuck! that was such a great show (the first few seasons). christian troy was so hot!!
thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
I feel ya, I would want to kick her teeth in as well.. Seems like overreaching and being a complete B. Your husband has a great beard.. 10/10 would touch..
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't feel comfortable with anyone taking my kid.. ex or not.. but especially not an ex.. I would be afraid about the lies they put in kids heads..
Thanks for your confessions..
oh my, you are surrounded by crazy! bikinis and vodka at a 7 year olds birthday? calm your shit woman haha. thats nuts! i would have sped up too.
ReplyDeleteHahaha this cracked me up girl, sounds like you've had an interesting week! I love it when my husband cuts his hair too :)
ReplyDeleteI love your story telling! Excellent work my friend! Excellent!
ReplyDeleteOh man, it always sucks when you have a wild card family member you have to worry about!
ReplyDelete"Check yourself before I wreck your face." --that is totally how the saying goes!!!!
Just hearing about your weekend makes me need a drink or something to clam my nerves :) I'm sorry you have to deal with a sister that is not respectful...I hate that. I also hate when I'm unprepared for going out, it's like great now everyone things I'm a slob.
ReplyDeleteI get overwhelmed myself at waterparks. So many people running around! I bet it is super anxiety inducing when you have to watch a kid there!
ReplyDeleteHey Brittney! Oh my gosh, a bikini and vodka at a 7 yr olds b-day party lol! That mustve been really something lol! And I dont blame you at getting angry at 1st conf. Who is she to tell you how to raise your kid!? ;)
ReplyDeleteLisa,xo
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I love that I am considered the wild card family member in my family. They consider me that because I just can't stop myself from telling them to stop acting like total idiots! Sounds like you had a good week!
ReplyDelete"Check yourself before I wreck your face." -- stealing this.
ReplyDeleteOMG 2 in the morning?! I feel like an old person, but we have been calling it a night around midnight recently, lol. Yeah, no need for a bikini and vodka at a 7 year olds bday party!
ReplyDeleteUm yes...bearded men....that is all haha...Seriously though I would've acted like a brat if my guy took me out to the bars till 2am and I wasn't plannin on it.
ReplyDeleteI love scruff, too!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha welcome to humpday confessions! I swear it's my favorite post of the week! I'm not gonna lie staying up past 11 pm for me is the worst, I can't hang. #oldlady
ReplyDeleteoh goodness vodka at a 7 years olds birthday party is a little ridiculous! Sounds like something my sister would do!
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