I don't drink beer.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Vodka and Soda

Happy Wednesday HOOKERS! Gah Ian just makes me drool and lose my train of thought but anyway...its time for some confessions with Kathy at Vodka & Soda, aka, the funniest day in blogland.

Today's confession I don't drink beer...wait don't click that red X yet...I really want to be in the cool kids club and drink beer, but I haven't found one that I like. However, this weekend changed that.

Friday night we went to see Big Smo in concert... aka redneckville but I was loving the beards and big trucks.
Someone buy me this truck!

new phone takes shitty pics sorry

My man shaved his beard no beuno!
Before we went to the concert  we went to Railroad Brewing Co. I was like okay this is a brewing co. I will definitely find a beer I like here right?

I ordered this, I don't remember what it was called but the man said it was chocolate something...hello gimme some of that.

I confess I spit this beer all over the table..it tasted like Worcestershire sauce... and that my friends is not chocolate!

We then ordered the sampler....
I found ONE that I liked and it was a honey mead but I only sipped it because at this point I just wanted to eat and go to the concert.

I ordered the Shrimp Po Boy... it did not wow me and I was kind of sad.

I confess I got serious food envy when my brother's adult grilled cheese came out and I ended up eating his food instead of mine. Hi I am five!

Saturday was a whole different story.. Mike came home with this beer as a last effort to find one that I liked because let's face it mixed drinks are expensive!
This was delicious and here are some real confessions as a result of Wild Blue.

  • I got completely drunk off of a total of 3 beers.
  • I told Mikes best friend that I was going to kick his ass.
  • I fell asleep at the table holding a peanut butter sandwhich
  • I then fell asleep in the bathroom floor and Idk even remember going in there.
  • I kicked a hole in the wall.
  • I lost my phone.
  • I got up the next morning with the worst hangover ever and was in need of some greasy food...I confess I ate an omelet, hashbrowns all the way, toast, cheese grits, and a hamburger.
  • I clearly don't need to drink beer.




26 comments

  1. ugh, i hate dark beer - it's SO bitter. i'm all about the pale ale. and omfg you fell asleep holding a sandwich? HAHAHAHAHAH!!

    thanks for linking up!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. Back when I used to drink I never liked beer. An alternative some friends told me about is hard cider. I think it is kind of like apple juice or something; but with alcohol.

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  3. My grandpa LOVES that beer. That's all he drinks! I have never had that one.

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  4. Hahaha awww! Beer is definitely an acquired taste but I'm glad you found one you like. It took me forever to like beer but now I definitely appreciate it. And yes, it's way cheaper than mixed drinks! :)

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  5. Oh no! We have all had those nights! I experienced something similar last Tuesday night. Alcohol is just the DEVIL! Hehe!

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  6. Hooker... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I hate beer. But it sounds like I need to drink some of that stuff!! It's been a long time since I got shit faced.

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  7. LOL 3 beers and all of that?! Flavored beers are where it is at! I love meads and ciders. There are a few regular beers I will drink too.

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  8. I've had chocolate beer before and it was disgusting!! Is that blueberry beer from Trader Joe's? I came across another blogger who wrote that her mom loved that kind!! I'd be interested in trying it!

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  9. everyone - every.one. - needs to drink beer! its the best. the food looks amazing, and your hungover food sounds even better.

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  10. I do not drink beer either! I have been known to play beer pong with whiskey or vodka! That is how much I hate it!

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  11. This post cracks me up! You must come to the light when it comes to beer though, it's the best! For a non-beer liking person you should try Leinenkugel Summer Shandy (like lemonade beer) or I really like huckleberry beer if you can find one. Wild Blue is good though, I've had it before!

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  12. Oh my goodness I laughed out loud and thought, "I need to try that beer!!"

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  13. LOL, well I do love beer, but I also believe it is an acquired taste, so don't be too hard on yourself. Sounds like you had a rough night with Wild Blue, probably should stay away from the stuff ;) Hope you are all recovered!

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  14. I hate beer too! The closest I get is hard cider.

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  15. Then I guess that's why I don't drink beer cuz I'd be the same way as you. Lol

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  16. I love pale ales. I can't drink ones that are too fruity, too much sugar!

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  17. Hahaha I'm glad you found one you liked...sounds like Wild Blue = Wild Brittney.

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  18. I despise beer! So gross. And an adult grilled cheese?! That sounds like something I need to have haha.

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  19. bahahahahah those craft beers creep up on you so fast!!!

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  20. I used to be able to drink beer when I was younger (and underage) but nowadays I just can't hang. It gives me gas and makes me bloated which is totally not sexy at all. I'll stick to vodka and gin, thank you.

    I do, however, love the Bud Light Strawberritas and the Angry Orchard Cider.

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  21. I like beer, but only certain beers. Sea Dog Blueberry Beer is the only blueberry I will drink, and Sam Smith's Chocolate Stout is the only chocolate. You probably had a sugar high/hangover off of that Wild Blue, because that is some intense stuff!

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  22. haha I don't drink beer either but I found a flavoured cider that I'm totally in love with it but it's so difficult to find here :(

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  23. Ooo I so love adult grilled cheese. *Drools*

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  24. bwahaha! I don't like beer either! I do like ciders and Framboise which some still consider beer and is available at World of Beer, so to me it counts :)

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  25. I dont drink beer either. I dont like the taste, I feel bloated afterwards and its a waste of perfectly good alcho calories that I could get from wine or scotch haha (If im on the beach and its beastly cold then maybe ...)

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  26. I don't drink beer OR wine. But I'll pound down some rum like it's nobody's business. It is what it is.

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