In February I had some surgery and once I got home I was all kinds of delirious because of
Anyway one night I was feeling a lot of pain and decided to
I remember having the strangest dreams I was all over the place and then I was in a bar and I had to pee really bad... do you see where this is going?
In my dream I peed for like half an hour and by the time I was done everyone had left me at the bar.
Suddenly I woke up because I had to pee...ya know thats what adults do their bodies tell them they have to pee and they wake up to go do said peeing.
When I went to get up out of the bed the entire bed was soaking wet. I was like WTF I looked over at my boyfriend, did he seriously fuckin pee the bed? Uhm no he was sleeping soundly all dry the enormous pee spot was from me.
I quickly went to the bathroom, peed again, what the hell? I then took a shower dreading waking my man up to tell him Hey get up I have to change the sheets because I forgot how to adult. I woke him up tears streaming down my face I said Mike you have to wake up now. Hes all like what why whats wrong its 2am. Im all like ya know the usual I pissed all in the bed now I need you to get up. He busted out laughing, ripped the sheets off the bed, and returned to his slumber.
I, on the other hand, laid there trying to keep from this happening again...
Moral of this story, dont take pain pills together and then go to sleep... you'll piss your pants.
Hey I can link up with Kathy too YAY for confessions.