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When I open the fridge, I always hope I find a mountain dew, but I never do, and that makes me sad. Damn you healthy lifestyle and your lack of deliciousness that is the dew! But if we're being honest. There is rarely anything in my fridge that doesnt have to be cooked and in the middle of the night I'm like this...and then resort to eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I have no shame.

My favorite article of clothing is yoga pants and a tank top. I hate getting dressed, I hate doing my hair, and I hate doing my makeup and if my boyfriend didn't fuss about it I probably wouldn't shave my legs either. Im so not a girly girl. Plus I dont have to do this with my yoga pants. I heart you yoga pants.
 


Last week I was really pissed when I had to come back to work after vacation. I just wanted to lay in bed for another few days but apparently thats frowned upon as an adult.

One thing nobody understands about me is I have moments when I am a complete crazy person and everything pisses me off for no reason and then a few seconds later Im all unicorns and rainbows. I think sometimes I just need to be left alone...with snacks...and netflix. I really think its just what happens when you become a mom... you have to act insane to get a moment of peace.

One thing I don't understand is... seriously we could be here all day if I answered this one. However, I really dont understand how men want to have children and then not want to help take care of them. I am supposed to pay for everything and still let you come and get them when ever you want to and you get to be superdad and take them to the waterpark or where ever else and yet you dont have to spend a billion dollars on diapers or more than rent on daycare... UGH! sorry I got carried away.

The world would be a better place if you got a summer break as an adult..a paid summer break... yes people would be so happy :) The last day of work before Summer, adults everywhere would be like

If I had a million dollars, I'd pay off student loans, buy a house, new wardrobe and a bunch of other materialistic bullshit that means nothing in the grand scheme of things but Im broke and right now these are the things Im thinking of. 

If I knew I'd die next week, this week I'd hug my children more, quit work to spend every last dime I had to take my kids somewhere special and make sure they know how much I love them. This question really made me sad :(

If I could change one thing about myself, it would be my self confidence. I am lacking in this department and I think I'd excel at so many things if I had more confidence in myself.

Something that can always make me happy is my boys, they may drive me insane but their smiles or hugs out of no where will definitely put a smile on my face.

Something I'll never blog about is my views on religion.

If I could go anywhere I would go on a road trip to all the places I'd like to visit most. Top on my list is New York City because I've never been out of this small town I live in. Ive traveled to Florida and Georgia but I still feel like I've only visited relatively small cities. I want to experience New York and Im sure its nothing like Sex and the City but it's always been a dream of mine to go :) 

If I were an animal I would be a sloth...I'd be the perfect sloth. I love to sleep and if I dont have a redbull then I move at a very slow pace. Im capable of falling asleep anywhere. Fact one time I fell asleep standing up at the lake and ended up in the water. Yeah sloth, I'd be great at being a sloth. Was I supposed to put something inspirational here? LOL

A job I've always wanted is to be a teacher, you all already know this though :-)

My idea of a perfect day is when the temperature is about 75 not a cloud in the sky. No work (duh) and we're cruising down the lake all day with the kids. Good food, cold drinks, and not a worry in the world. Im a simple kind of girl, I'll take a relaxing day on the lake any day!



Oh yeah today is my mom's birthday, she doesnt read my blog but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!