Y'all when my monthly comes I turn into a completely different person. The week before I am a raging bitch like the sound of someone breathing is going to piss me off. If you sigh lord help us all. I am going to turn everything personal. If you've had a shitty day I'm going to assume its my fault and thus I'm ready to fight. If theres a dish in the sink the entire universe is coming to an end. Im not exaggerating its pretty bad.
I cried because my oldest son spent the week at his dads. I cried because my boss got short with me. I cried because my baby sang and dance at his preschool program. I cried because I ate too many calories, the laundry isn't done, and dinner wasn't cooked. A full on hot mess express y'all.
After Lil B's performance at school my boyfriend asked me where I wanted to go eat. Please keep in mind I havent told him I was surfing the crimson wave yet. Although the signs were all there.
We decided to go to Applebees 2 for 20 yall! I cant even think about Applebees without thinking about Rickey Bobby... LOL #isthatweird
When I got there my boyfriend had already went in. Raging bitch in 3....2.....
Then I noticed our waitress was hot and skinny... Pyschotic Bitch in 3.....2....
But I didnt complete the countdown instead I sat in my chair like this
Then I sat there and poked at my salad and my cali chicken that wasnt that good by the way. Avocados aren't supposed to taste like pineapples Im just saying. He went on with his conversation and acted like nothing was wrong.
Then tears started rolling down my face .... and he was like what Brittney What is it because I came in without you to get us a table? I dont even know what to say to you. You've went through 100 emotions since we walked in the door.
He then turned to me and said OMG I knew it... CBF (chronic bitch face) all day long and crazy moods. I deal with you being crazy once a month! Today I feel extremely guilty that I put him through all of that. Then again I could be psycho year round.