I cried because my oldest son spent the week at his dads. I cried because my boss got short with me. I cried because my baby sang and dance at his preschool program. I cried because I ate too many calories, the laundry isn't done, and dinner wasn't cooked. A full on hot mess express y'all.
Anyway....
After Lil B's performance at school my boyfriend asked me where I wanted to go eat. Please keep in mind I havent told him I was surfing the crimson wave yet. Although the signs were all there.
We decided to go to Applebees 2 for 20 yall! I cant even think about Applebees without thinking about Rickey Bobby... LOL #isthatweird
When I got there my boyfriend had already went in. Raging bitch in 3....2.....
Then I noticed our waitress was hot and skinny... Pyschotic Bitch in 3.....2....
But I didnt complete the countdown instead I sat in my chair like this
Then I sat there and poked at my salad and my cali chicken that wasnt that good by the way. Avocados aren't supposed to taste like pineapples Im just saying. He went on with his conversation and acted like nothing was wrong.
Then tears started rolling down my face .... and he was like what Brittney What is it because I came in without you to get us a table? I dont even know what to say to you. You've went through 100 emotions since we walked in the door.
He then turned to me and said OMG I knew it... CBF (chronic bitch face) all day long and crazy moods. I deal with you being crazy once a month! Today I feel extremely guilty that I put him through all of that. Then again I could be psycho year round.
xoxo!
We know that I go crazy for real. It's just not right to be so insane.. Periods are the worst part of life...Men will never understand how it feels to know that you are insane but not be able to stop the crazy from falling out.
ReplyDeleteYep this is me! I seriously lose my freaking mind! My husband was actually relieved by pregnancy hormones because my pms ones are WAY worse!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, I don't think I've tortured my husband that badly, but this is hilarious. I cry over EVERYTHING some days of the month. Once, he came home while I was in post-meltdown mode. He missed me throwing pillows all over the house and flinging my cell phone dramatically on the couch. It was sheer luck that he brought home flowers that day.
ReplyDeletewell gurl if you ever need to talk you know i'm here. you can shoot me an email and it comes straight to my phone asap.
ReplyDeleteOops! It happens. I know I can also get quite weepy during that time. It freaks out my husband, big time.
ReplyDeleteOh girl have we ALL been there! God bless the men in our lives for continuing to put up with us ;) P.S. love the memes
ReplyDeleteI'm the exact same way. It's ridiculous, but yet it feels so right at the time lol
ReplyDeleteLOL yes, of course! Ugh, but Tim claims that I was like that 100% of the time when on birth control! So I guess he's just thankful that he only has to deal with it 25% of the time haha!
ReplyDeleteI cry easily pretty much all of the time. Stupid birth control pills! I don't usually get all ragey though. I cant USUALLY (key word) control the anger.
ReplyDeleteThat time of the month makes every women crazy! I tend to want to stay to myself for real when "she's" in town. Applebees is always a hit and miss with me!
ReplyDeleteYou are not alone! I cry and get mad at seemingly little things all of the time! I'm pretty much a basketcase.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha... we've allll been there, girl! No worries! :)
ReplyDeletehaha I get really moody but not extremes. This was hilarious though!
ReplyDeleteI am crazy the week before and the week of for the exact same reasons. No one can do anything as good as I can, I have to do everything, Tim doesn't get home fast enough.... I feel your mood swings. You aren't alone.
ReplyDeleteUmm...sometimes the sound of someone breathing bothers me when I AM NOT bleeding out my vag hole. I just HATE people and their noises sometimes hahaha. I do get testy around these times though, and have my moments of ugly crying for no reason.
ReplyDeleteI get so emotional and annoyed. Every little thing just sets me off. It usually takes me a day or two to even remember why I'm annoyed. Even though it happens almost every single month.
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