Instead of a bunch of confessions, I only have one today and the story is kinda funny so let me show you just how stupid I can be. First off let me remind you I am a highschool and college graduate with a teaching degree
Mike and I are sitting at Longhorn ordering our dinner before we head to a friend's engagement party. He then shows me this picture on facebook...
I can eat eggs...eggs are chicken.
I wish I could say I immediately wanted to take it back. I wish I could say I knew it was wrong. I can't I am a fuckin' idiot sometimes.
Me: Yes it is..its fuckin protein dude google it.
Mike: Fine I will but you're so wrong.
Me: Uhmm it comes from a chicken
Mike: So its not a chicken you can't eat it. Google says its a dairy.
Me: Its not a fucking dairy you're an asshole.
Are you feeling the love we have towards one another? HA!
Our argument was never solved and I confess I am an idiot who thinks eggs are chicken.
I have one more confession for you also that just arrived via text.
I confess I am the mayor of loserville. Apparently complaining to your boyfriend and little brother that you have no girlfriends makes them feel like they need to make me a profile on POF for best friend dates.
Im going to kill them... SERIOUSLY!