So I decided to dig deep because I mean hello I'm reading about girls nights and Im sitting here like wait what? Whats a girls night?! A girls night for me consisted of babysitting my friend's daughter and watching frozen and painting our fingernails. I mean that was awesome too but I want to go out and share secrets, have someone to talk on the phone with, and to share a glass of wine with too!
Friend #1: I quit coming around here for a few weeks because when I first met you I thought you wanted to claw my eyes out.
Friend #2: Whats wrong with you? "nothing" well umm you look like your pissed off.
Bouncer at bar: Ma'am is something wrong? "No"Are you sure? Because you look like you're about to start a bar fight. Umm what!!
Friend #3 Im sorry I came over unannounced please stop being mad.
Friend #4 Shakes my shoulders cheer up girl lets party
How the hell am I going to find a bestie with CBF? I mean I can't over exaggerate my great qualities and look like a complete pyscho... I mean can you picture me just absurdly screaming out my best qualities to a complete stranger?! Ha I can the mental picture is hilarious #isthatweird
Things that make me best friend material that you dont know because I suffer from CBF
1. Pizza is acceptable at any time. Bonus points for cold pizza for breakfast
2. I can keep secrets.
3. Im not picky, like Id totally let you pick the place we go for GNO
4. I like random dance parties
5. All things wine
6. I eat. Yes I diet, yes I do cardio, but when Im out with friends I eat. So no feeling guilty about your ginormous hamburger bc girl Im gonna have one too!
7. I can put my phone down and have an actual conversation.
8. I like to talk
9. Im a ride or die... Im the most loyal bitch you'll ever meet.
10. Ill eat that pint of icecream with you after a breakup...promise not to judge.
11.Im down for a night in of netflix binging and junk food
12. Ill hold back your hair if you vomit (I have kids nothing grosses me out)
13. I enjoy spa days (even though ive never had a full spa day just a mani pedi day but Im gonna go ahead and say Id enjoy them.)
14. I love children.
15. I dont lie cheat or steal, and Im generally a positive happy person even if my face doesnt look that way.
Wanna be BFFers!