Things my kids say
When watching Naked and Afraid there was a waterfall shot...
Talan (8): "Why are they throwing white powder off that cliff"
I said WHAT? He pointed at the mist of the waterfall... I said ummm thats a waterfall and thats mist you goof ball.
When out to eat at a restaurant....
I noticed my son was tearing his french fries and then not eating them. I said what are you doing?
Bailey (7) These french fries have potatoes in them.
Ummm yeah thats what french fries are made of, and he then says...
Nope the french fries my daddy makes me are made out of chicken.
No son, those are just really crispy fries, they are all made out of potatoes. He still doesn't believe me.
Brock (2) Yep I fart like Mike HAHAHAHA and then runs away
Bailey and I are sitting outside and out of no where...
Bailey (7) Mom, if a bee stings you did you know that you get poison ivy?
And of course when I go to post this I forget everything... I'll share one more from Bailey & next time I'll start writing this stuff down.
We had homemade quesadillas for dinner last night .
Bailey eating his tortilla... mmm this bread is good...but I ain't eating the rest of that junk because its made of vegetables.
Me: Well... technically that 'bread' you are eating is made from corn.
Bailey I love corn
Bailey: Wait, corn that grows in a garden? I dont like that corn I only like the corn that comes in the freezer, and now I don't like this.
Yes sometimes my kids baffle me... please tell me your kids say ridiculous things too? When my kids do it I say they get it from their dad and their awesomeness from me :)