Confessions...teacher session

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Vodka and Soda
Ahh Kathy thanks for doing this link up you rock my socks and give me a reason to make time for my blog... here lately I suck and I am sorry!

1. I confess I totally turned a drinking game into a teaching game... yea I am fabulous like that. When we were at the beach I was introduced to drunk jenga basically you pull a block and have to do whatever the block says. Hello teaching tool... we build the jenga tower and when the students pull one out they have to answer a subject related question BOOM!
2. The car riders pick up line is one hot mess, and parents have been insane in the morning. I like to use "I'm new here" so parents stop yelling at me and give me sympathy lol It's my little secret that I know that school like the back of my hand but whatever I am not trying to get yelled at so early in the morning.

 3. Its really embarrassing if you are a "teacher" and your kids say things like "Why did my Popsicle turn into ice when I sucked it?" Ummm seriously! Or when their teacher comes up to you and tells you that they did their homework wrong. Confession...I don't monitor their homework...who knew writing spelling words three times each required a certain method. lol
4. I picked up a little boy to help him get some water out of the water fountain and apparently I squeezed him too hard because he totally farted on me and it wasnt just a fluff it was a full on man fart after pizza and beer night! I then died laughing like a 8 year old boy... farts are funny teacher or not!
Well thats all I have for you tonight ;) Have a great week!


25 comments

  1. Bwahah! OMG the man fart, that sucks but so funny! Yeah, there's always a "method" isn't there?!

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  2. i find farting hilarious too. my daughter came to sit on my lap and then i felt a pfffft! she laughed and then i laughed and then she ran around making that noise all day.

    thanks for linking up!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. hahaha!!! #4 is hilarious! (and true....my 10yr old son will fart if he laughs too much!)

    great attitude to have right now, keep it up!

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  4. Farts are funny Teacher or not!

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  5. Those are some pretty good confessions for your first week! I am sure the teaching world will bring you many more great stories to share!

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  6. that sounds like an awesome teaching game, you should pinterest that shit!

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  7. Hahahaha oh man. I am sure you could do one of these for every day of teaching. Ever since I read Where'd You Go Bernadette?, whenever I hear about a car line, all I can think about it that book and the lady getting her foot run over!

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  8. OMG I can't believe he farted, it's so funny and embarrassing for both of you although hopefully he'll just forget it happened lol

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  9. Farts are always funny. Hope your week is going well!

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  10. I love that you turned a drinking game into a teaching game! that is brilliant! farts are funny! haha

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  11. Love these confessions!! I bet you can make a lot of drinking games into educational games. You can probably compile a book. lol.

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  12. I love that you turned drunk jenga into a kid friendly teaching game! That is awesome!

    Farts are always funny. Unless they smell like death...then they are....death.

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  13. Drunk jenga sounds fun! And I think I'll tell my teacher friends about your version!

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  14. That last one cracked me up! Farts ARE funny!

    And that Jenga game is a great idea!

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  15. You could probably turn a lot of drinking games into a learning game! That's really smart!

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  16. i swear i left a comment on your blog earlier......!

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  17. Farts are always funny.. Unless something comes out, then not so much.
    I signed up for the Reddit Teacher Exchange, I love sending out little mini liquor bottles with whatever school supplies I get for my match!

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  18. I love your new look, girl! :D
    Bahahahah @ the kid farting!!!! That is AWESOME!

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  19. Love that you made it into a teacher's game. You are going to rock teaching girl!

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  20. You are brilliant with that drinking game! LOL. I hope the second week is going better and maybe not so hectic. Also, I hope one of those jobs pans out for you! Maybe a teach will decide not to come back, ha!

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  21. These are awesome. Most especially the teaching/drunken Jenga game! I would totally play!

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  22. Farts ARE funny. I laugh at them all the time.

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  23. Hey, I'm so sure I commented on this last week because I remember reading his post :( but I wanted to tell you, I nominated you for the Liebster Award http://coraltintedperceptions.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-liebster-award-aka-confessions.html

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  24. Nice Confessions Post!! Sounds like a fun teacher!

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